How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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