I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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