i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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