Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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