Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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