Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
try to milk me bitch
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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