All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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