Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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