I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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