im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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