you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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