The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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