My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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