The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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