all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
