Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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