Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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