you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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