Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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