The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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