? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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