? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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