Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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