Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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