she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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