i wish peter jackson would direct porn
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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