It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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