sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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