so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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