Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
Randomize
