i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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