i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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