dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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