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he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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