I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
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