forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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