you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
dude. I can hear the air.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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