it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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