sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Be still, my beating vagina.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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