You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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