ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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