TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Dick very happy bro
He did a backflip because drugs
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