youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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