okay pat passed out under dana's car
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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