now i know why i became what i already was.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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