there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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