quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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