I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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