If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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