I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
