Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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