To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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