she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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