Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i barfeds in our rink
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
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