I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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