I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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