Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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